Ventures in Vikridge

An amazing turnip-selling scheme led to me paying off my latest mortgage last night.  Turnips were being sold in Jelly for 107 bells a pop, Lifdoff was taking them for 306 bells a pop, and I have amazed Nook with how I got all this damn money. B)

Aww, Portia. <3

Aww, Portia. <3

Legit, legit!  But I don&#8217;t believe your &#8216;HUGE pecs&#8217; are legit.

Legit, legit!  But I don’t believe your ‘HUGE pecs’ are legit.

More creepiness going on in kgiax&#8217;s house.

More creepiness going on in kgiax’s house.

The &#8220;beauty part&#8221;?  Don&#8217;t you mean &#8220;beautiful&#8221;?

The “beauty part”?  Don’t you mean “beautiful”?

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

And in Lolly&#8217;s old house comes our new townie, Coco!  I won&#8217;t lie, her face kind of creeps me out.

And in Lolly’s old house comes our new townie, Coco!  I won’t lie, her face kind of creeps me out.

Got Resetti&#8217;s Silver Shovel. ( ¬‿¬)

Got Resetti’s Silver Shovel. ( ¬‿¬)

Now that’s just rude.

O-okay&#8230;

O-okay…

YES.  I love you, Iggly.  That is the best nickname.

YES.  I love you, Iggly.  That is the best nickname.

Pete is just blamed for everything, isn&#8217;t he? :(

Pete is just blamed for everything, isn’t he? :(

Ohmigosh!  Shut up.

Oh God, you&#8217;re even HERE?  I hate you.

Oh God, you’re even HERE?  I hate you.